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mess.push('That the first Squire of the Body of Christ in the world, Deriek Iglesias, came from our Squires circle?');
mess.push('That we are one of the most active circles in the SAP Program?');
mess.push('That several of our Squire members have earned the ACE Award?');
mess.push('We have over fifty members and are still growing at a rapid rate?');
mess.push('That if you PM the user "Admin" with the word "Columbus" you will recieve 5000 Squirebucks which can be used in our forum\'s point shop');
mess.push('We have an online photo gallery? You can find it on the right end of the top navigation bar.');
mess.push('That we have an online calendar where you can easily check to see what our upcoming events are? Check in the navigation bar under the website logo, it is the third on the left.');
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